CrustyOldFart wrote:An expert by the name of Jeff Foxworthy provides the following guidelines:
You might be a redneck if....
1) your brother in law is your uncle
2) your family tree does not fork
3) you prefer car keys to q-tips
4) none of your shirts cover your belly
5) you drink more beer than water
6) your bicycle has a gun rack
7) you attend your family reunion to pick up women
8) your blood alcohol level has ever exceeded your IQ
9) your dog and your wallet are both on chains
10) your toilet paper has page numbers on it
HOPE THIS HELPS!!!
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